Poetry Fun

The Latest War

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CNN broke the news that the subject-verb disagreement had turned into a full fledge war.  The articles, adjectives, and the adverbs are currently seeking refuge by The Little Brown Grammar Handbook.  The commas and the exclamation point are aiding the verbs in their fight; the period and the semi-colon are joining the subject’s forces.  The question mark, at this time, is neutral and has yet to decide to join either side.  The United Grammar is sending in “peace keeping” forces in an attempt to end the war and keep the sentence fragments from uprising.